How to Make Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - A Step-by-Step Guide

Are you a fan of Douglas Adams’ classic series, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? If so, you may have heard of the famous concoction known as the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. This notorious drink is renowned throughout the galaxy for its ability to “hit you like a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.”

While the fictional nature of this cocktail means there is no definitive recipe, there have been many attempts to create real-life versions of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaste...

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Ingredients

  • 1 sugar cube
  • 1 drop bitters
  • ¼ teaspoon salt
  • 1 ¾ teaspoons warm water
  • 3 fluid ounces gin
  • 2 fluid ounces tequila
  • 1 lemon-lime-flavored immune support effervescent tablet (such as Emergen-C®)
  • 1 fluid ounce peppermint schnapps
  • crushed ice, as desired
  • 1 olive

Information

  • Prep Time: 10 mins
  • Total Time: 10 mins
  • Servings: 2
  • Yield: 2 servings

  • Place sugar cube on a small vessel. Drop bitters on top; let soak to produce an Algolian suntiger tooth.
  • Fuse salt and water together in a concave apparatus until dissolved to yield Santraginus V sea water.
  • Combine the Santraginus V sea water, Arcturan Mega-gin (gin), and O'l Janx Spirit (tequila) in a serving vessel. Release Fallian marsh gas (effervescent tablet) into the solution. Decant Qualactin Hypermint extract (schnapps) over the back of a spoon held just above the liquid's surface.
  • Transfer the Algolian Suntiger tooth into the concoction; let dissolve. Stir in Zamphuor (ice) to decrease the temperature to 32 degrees F (0 degrees C). Funnel an olive into the final product. 'Drink... but... very carefully...'
  • Nutrition

    237 cal.

    • Total Fat: 0g
    • Sodium: 315mg
    • Total Carbohydrate: 8g
    • Dietary Fiber: 0g
    • Total Sugars: 7g
    • Vitamin C: 123mg
    • Calcium: 3mg
    • Iron: 0mg
    • Potassium: 3mg